May 2013
killself:
visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
bloner:
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
i shit you not
you feel me
no but get this
i’m just sayin
let me explain you a thing
and yeah
enayalate-h8-this-year:
bbanditt:
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
making out,
Against the wall, on the bed, on top of you, underneath you, on the table, my legs around your waist, yours around mine.. biting your bottom lip, kissing your neck, running my hands all over your body.
coolscar:
its the eye of the tiger. its the fur of the tiger. and the ears and tail. holy shit its a fucking tiger, run
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
tittyglitterdance:
judaaru:
what if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hits you back
that would be alarming
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
crystallized-teardrops:
beauty queen of online blogging she had some problems with her theme
goinghamilton:
justin timberlake should make cereal he could call them justin timberflakes
